Friday, Nov. 26, 2004 - 4:00 p.m.

"I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket."

I think that a weird thing about hanging out with one's ex-boyfriend is that you no longer know all of their clothes, and they no longer know all of yours...Seriously, if you've been with someone for a long enough time, you are well aware of their wardrobe.

"Hon, should I wear the black sweater with jeans or that shirt we got at St. Marks' last year?"

That fails to be true when all of a sudden they acquire a bunch of ugly jackets that you were obviously not around to chime in about at the time of purchase...